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laugh-addict:

Me: How do you find Will Smith in the snow?

Mom: He’s black
Me:
Mom:
Me:
Mom:
Me: You look for fresh prints, but oh my God

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» posted 20 hours ago with 62,946 notes − © daisyfarty

hey i just met you 

laugh-addict:

and this is jay z

but heres beyonce

and blue their baby

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» posted 20 hours ago with 21,781 notes − © sweetlasers

i just found my old diary…..holy shit these posts are like depressing yet so funny 

» posted 21 hours ago


SEND ME A COLOR 

telephonealejandro:

Red - I love you.
Deep Red - I’m in love with you.
Pink - I could stay on your blog for hours.
Yellow - You’re amazing.
Peach - I miss you.
Blue - I want to get to know you.
Purple - You’re hot.
Brown - I would fuck you.
Green - I would date you.
Black - I hate you.
White - Delete your tumblr.
Violet - Go die.

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