Me: How do you find Will Smith in the snow?
Mom: He’s black
Me:
Mom:
Me:
Mom:
Me: You look for fresh prints, but oh my Godvia laugh-addict
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hey i just met you
and this is jay z
but heres beyonce
and blue their baby
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i just found my old diary…..holy shit these posts are like depressing yet so funny
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SEND ME A COLOR
Red - I love you.
Deep Red - I’m in love with you.
Pink - I could stay on your blog for hours.
Yellow - You’re amazing.
Peach - I miss you.
Blue - I want to get to know you.
Purple - You’re hot.
Brown - I would fuck you.
Green - I would date you.
Black - I hate you.
White - Delete your tumblr.
Violet - Go die.
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Every fangirl^
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